Owl scratcher
> Owls are truly the cutest of all raptors.
> Oh yeah….oh yeah…. No….Not the belly…. I said...
Have I mentioned out badly a sucker I am for amazing photography series. Maybe I have, once or twelve times… In this photoset I...
These grasshopper shoes I wore for a friend’s animation the other day.
gimme ofgfg
whaaat
dawww.
oh my god
god damn
im ritch
ritch bitch
IRL Maneki Neko
Why?
when i was little, the thought of giving birth to a human baby disgusted me because even as a child i thought human babies were disgusting and weird-looking.
instead, i thought that it’d be pretty awesome to give birth to a litter of kittens.
i
still think this would be pretty awesome…
me
not gonna lie I went ‘eeeee’
Derp.
i love siamese cats and their pretty blue eyes <:3
>working at hardees and oh shit a ton of people just came into the restaurant AND through drive-thru
>focuses on taking orders while coworkers focus on bagging said orders
>woman gets impatient, tells me to stop taking orders to serve her her food right then and there
>can’t do that, there’s a lot people still waiting to place orders
>woman bitches about how she can’t believe that i’m still taking orders without giving her her food, oblivious to all the other people waiting to place an order/pick up their food and the fact that i’m the only cashier
yeah lady i’m just going to drop everything that i’m doing to go get your food that isn’t even ready yet because the kitchen is swamped and hold up the line in the process because you don’t feel like waiting like everybody else
off-topic but related, i also love the “WHERE IS MY FOOD I ONLY ORDERED A [hamburger, hotdog, other small order]” line. if we aren’t busy then its justified to ask where your meal is if you’ve been waiting a while. i know i would! but most of the time i hear this when we’re really busy.
yeah you only ordered a hamburger, but so did the 84579457 other people in the restaurant.
FUCK i need cat gifs


JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO LOOK AT WATER…
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